Spooky Horse? Slippery Saddle? Relax.

RiderGrip*
*Removable Saddle Grips*
(Ahem... We're Soon Re-Branding to "EquiGrip" - Stay Tuned!)
Stay Seated. Stay Centered. Ride Happy.
Krottszchbang.
Krottszchbang.
Ouch. What a problem in Rider pain management for all riders.
Our Tender Tissues down there take a beating.
Prolonged Sitting Trot, hard, ill-fitting saddles...
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, etc.
You know what we're talking about...
It's that painful 'personal' soreness you can get during (and after) your ride that results from the front of your pelvic structure...you know... your... Krottszch... hitting up against your saddle.
Abrasions? Bruising? Sore Pee Pee? Unaware Riding Instructor...?
Painfull pee when you get home? Burning? Stinging? Crying? Inability to take a shower / bath without agony?
It's not you.
It's the dreaded Krottszchbang.
RiderGrip Removable Saddle Grips has an answer to your pain. See the Diagram below...
OR...Trim and Apply one (or more) RiderGrips to the inside surface of your riding breeches, to pad up your KROTTSZCH-Business down there.
The RiderGrip material is similar to the Padding that is sewn into Bicycle-Shorts.
RiderGrips adhere to fabric, the Inner Surface of your breeches, and to the Outer Surface of your under-shorts.
"Cushion Your Business" from Pommel to Cantle".
After mounting, adjust yourself with a wiggle or two, and ... Congratulations.
You've just eliminated your "PPP" "Personal Package Pain" - for good.
Scissor-Trim RiderGrips to your own Custom-Shape.
For particularly grueling rides, you can also layer two RiderGrips together for extra cushion:
Doppel-Krottszchbang.